Funny quotes for internet dating

If you don't believe us, listen to these bon mots and anecdotes about finding love on the web...

“Taken from the dedication in my debut novel Exactly 23 days. For women everywhere: When you know you are finally mended, spread the word, hold out your hand, share some love from your heart and some laughter from your soul and be there for a new member of the sisterhood who needs your help.

Negotiate these well, and you might just find your soulmate.

But make even a little mistake and you could have found yet another platform to be rejected on.

One way that works well is to read funny quotes which are related to online dating.

I survived.” ― Jayne Higgins, tags: bastard, bestie, betrayal, broken-hearted, catfish, date, depressed, drained, emotional-wreck, friends, funny, gone, handsome, happy-ending, healed, healing, heartbreak, hilarious, hold-hands, hysterical, i-am-woman, international-women-s-day, laughter, love, love-story, mrs, my-world-is-upside-down, online-dating, pain, rollercoaster-of-emotions, scam, sisterhood, sisters, strong-women, support-each-other, tears, unputdownable, women, women-everywhere, wreck “You see that girl, she looks so happy right? But she doesn't want to look dramatic, weak or attention seeking so she keeps it all inside.

Act's like everything's perfect but she cries at night, boy does she cry at night, so that everybody thinks she is the happiest person they know, that she has no problems and her life is perfect.

The only difference is that online dating is full of merchandise that no one else wants and yet, you still have to pay per month to get it." This funny quote was inspired by comedian Phil Pivnick.

The meaning of the quote suggests that people searching for dates online are usually the most undesirable people out there.

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